Fuck, fuckitty fuck-fuck fuck. Guess who walked in the door a couple hours ago.

GRANDMA.

The loopy one from Michigan with the overbearing religion hang-up.


I can't really hide out at a friend's or at Ma's now that I've got Julian to look after, especially 'cause I have no clue how long Grandma intends on staying, so I guess I'll have more time for message answering after all, seeing as I'll be holed up in my room.

Maybe she'll be stupid and sleep in the living room, and Julian veel cut her up into teeny-tiny pieces vit hees scarily long kitty-claws. Muahahaha. That should be incentive enough to leave, even for someone as bullheadedly persistent as her.

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EDIT

I just heard Dad say goodbye to her... I think she's leaving! Dunno if she's going back to Michigan or if she's just finding a hotel...

I shall update again later. O.o

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10 PM

Grandma IS sleeping on the couch out there, but I didn't see Julian. Grandma started to wake up before I could find him. I don't blame him if he's hiding.

So, if I have to make contact with her tomorrow, I think I'm gonna finally 'come out' to her. That'll make stuff fun for Dad. And maybe I'll smoke inside. Or even better, smoke her out by lighting one of the stale cigars I have from last year.

Yeah, it's petty plotting, but it's better than cabin fever. I have a feeling it's gonna be a long weekend.