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Thu Apr 23, 2009, 6:11 PM
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Watching: Season 6 of DS9
  • Eating: Whatever I can get w/o going to the kitchen.
  • Drinking: Booze. It's already in my room.
Fuck, fuckitty fuck-fuck fuck. :noes: Guess who walked in the door a couple hours ago.

GRANDMA.

The loopy one from Michigan with the overbearing religion hang-up. :ohmygod:


I can't really hide out at a friend's or at Ma's now that I've got Julian to look after, especially 'cause I have no clue how long Grandma intends on staying, so I guess I'll have more time for message answering after all, seeing as I'll be holed up in my room. :hmm:

:plotting: Maybe she'll be stupid and sleep in the living room, and Julian veel cut her up into teeny-tiny pieces vit hees scarily long kitty-claws. Muahahaha. That should be incentive enough to leave, even for someone as bullheadedly persistent as her.

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EDIT

I just heard Dad say goodbye to her... I think she's leaving! Dunno if she's going back to Michigan or if she's just finding a hotel...

I shall update again later. O.o

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10 PM

Grandma IS sleeping on the couch out there, but I didn't see Julian. Grandma started to wake up before I could find him. :paranoid: I don't blame him if he's hiding.

So, if I have to make contact with her tomorrow, I think I'm gonna finally 'come out' to her. That'll make stuff fun for Dad. :plotting: And maybe I'll smoke inside. Or even better, smoke her out by lighting one of the stale cigars I have from last year.

Yeah, it's petty plotting, but it's better than cabin fever. I have a feeling it's gonna be a long weekend.

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:iconbabywolverine:
I understand, but the bashing does come from all sides, including the Christians.

She cleaned my bathroom and got fucking WINDEX in my TOOTHBRUSH! :furious:

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:iconbabywolverine:
Oh, geez... reminds me of when my dad kept stocking up Costco supplies for Y2K. >.<

Thanks! *puts good luck into spray bottle to be used as grandparent repellant later*

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:iconbabywolverine:
Actually, so far she seems to be taking dad's advice (which I heard through the dern paper-thin walls) and not even attempting communication. :phew: So far, so good... Aside from the windex in my toothbrush from her attempt to clean my bathroom that is. ^^;

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:icongabrielsangel:
OHHHHH boy! :cling: Hope everything goes okay! :hug: :hug: Hope things don't get too crazy!

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:iconeternalclaws:
Dude, good luck with everything.
:iconcazulefool:
mmmm... windex is my favorite flavor of... toothbrush.

But at least you're not getting bugged, right?

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:iconspazticarwen:
yeah but not all christians. We just seem to all get judged for the few obnoxious ones. Which does hapen to every group... and I admit, you probubly have to put up with a lot of bashing yourself from conservative christians. People are dumb, That is my summery for the day.
:iconbabywolverine:
True. :nod: She stayed away for most of the time I was home, and thankfully I was at work for two of the days she was here.

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