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*Red Alert*

Thu Apr 23, 2009, 6:11 PM
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Watching: Season 6 of DS9
  • Eating: Whatever I can get w/o going to the kitchen.
  • Drinking: Booze. It's already in my room.
Fuck, fuckitty fuck-fuck fuck. :noes: Guess who walked in the door a couple hours ago.

GRANDMA.

The loopy one from Michigan with the overbearing religion hang-up. :ohmygod:


I can't really hide out at a friend's or at Ma's now that I've got Julian to look after, especially 'cause I have no clue how long Grandma intends on staying, so I guess I'll have more time for message answering after all, seeing as I'll be holed up in my room. :hmm:

:plotting: Maybe she'll be stupid and sleep in the living room, and Julian veel cut her up into teeny-tiny pieces vit hees scarily long kitty-claws. Muahahaha. That should be incentive enough to leave, even for someone as bullheadedly persistent as her.

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EDIT

I just heard Dad say goodbye to her... I think she's leaving! Dunno if she's going back to Michigan or if she's just finding a hotel...

I shall update again later. O.o

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10 PM

Grandma IS sleeping on the couch out there, but I didn't see Julian. Grandma started to wake up before I could find him. :paranoid: I don't blame him if he's hiding.

So, if I have to make contact with her tomorrow, I think I'm gonna finally 'come out' to her. That'll make stuff fun for Dad. :plotting: And maybe I'll smoke inside. Or even better, smoke her out by lighting one of the stale cigars I have from last year.

Yeah, it's petty plotting, but it's better than cabin fever. I have a feeling it's gonna be a long weekend.

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:iconbabywolverine:
Yeeup. I can't wait 'til I can afford to move out.

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:iconbabywolverine:
Thanks. I'm not nervous about it now that I'm used to it, so this one's really just to give Grandma the shock treatment and piss dad off. :devilish:

Assuming I end up having to talk to Grandma. If I can, I just won't speak to her at all.

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:iconvampireraven93:
yeah lets hope.else this might happen (someone stabbing her with a fork)
:iconcazulefool:
Ha, I wish I could be there to see you do all those things to your g-ma, hehe. If someone is that caught up with forcing their religion on someone they should.... go... live somewhere else?

Anyway, good luck with operation "annoy g-ma"!

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:iconspazticarwen:
ok, it does sound like a pain in the butt. I was probubly just sort of frustrated because I've had to put up with a lot of christian/religouspeple bashing lately.
:iconsycd:
sounds alot like the dead grampa my mom never wanted me to meet.
From what I was told it looked like he had his house set up for the end of the world :o he was also extremely religious

anyway I hope things work out for ya! good luck

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