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*Red Alert*

Thu Apr 23, 2009, 6:11 PM
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Watching: Season 6 of DS9
  • Eating: Whatever I can get w/o going to the kitchen.
  • Drinking: Booze. It's already in my room.
Fuck, fuckitty fuck-fuck fuck. :noes: Guess who walked in the door a couple hours ago.

GRANDMA.

The loopy one from Michigan with the overbearing religion hang-up. :ohmygod:


I can't really hide out at a friend's or at Ma's now that I've got Julian to look after, especially 'cause I have no clue how long Grandma intends on staying, so I guess I'll have more time for message answering after all, seeing as I'll be holed up in my room. :hmm:

:plotting: Maybe she'll be stupid and sleep in the living room, and Julian veel cut her up into teeny-tiny pieces vit hees scarily long kitty-claws. Muahahaha. That should be incentive enough to leave, even for someone as bullheadedly persistent as her.

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EDIT

I just heard Dad say goodbye to her... I think she's leaving! Dunno if she's going back to Michigan or if she's just finding a hotel...

I shall update again later. O.o

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10 PM

Grandma IS sleeping on the couch out there, but I didn't see Julian. Grandma started to wake up before I could find him. :paranoid: I don't blame him if he's hiding.

So, if I have to make contact with her tomorrow, I think I'm gonna finally 'come out' to her. That'll make stuff fun for Dad. :plotting: And maybe I'll smoke inside. Or even better, smoke her out by lighting one of the stale cigars I have from last year.

Yeah, it's petty plotting, but it's better than cabin fever. I have a feeling it's gonna be a long weekend.

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:noes: Oh no! Shall we start making care packages and having them somehow air-dropped into your bedroom?

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Oh it can't be that bad. Besides, not everyone with a religous bent is that therable. Just smile and knod and hope she changes the subject.
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.....sounds like my grandma...from Michigan, coincidentally, but not as senile and religion-very-happy like yours sounds like. :XD:

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Hopefully it was just a drop-by to make sure you all knew she was still around and ready to be overbearing and she won't be back for a year.

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The sad part is, she's not really senile yet. :slamhead: Just very religion-happy and self-righteous.

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Oh, it's that bad. Sitting there and letting her talk? Trust me, it's been tried. Usually, these talks of hers come while she's either 1) cleaning something of yours either with a destructive substance or with intent to give it to the Salvation Army, or 2) while she's trying to blatantly guilt trip you into something.

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Might work... but I gotta emerge in two days anyway to go to work. :dohtwo:

Although, I think she just left. :please: Probably only for tonight, but with any luck, she'll just go back to MI in the morn.

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Eh, I'm sure it has something to do with Dad whining about his 'incapacitating procedure', which was really a very minor thyroid operation. :roll:

And I'm pretty sure she'll try to come again around Dad's birthday in June, and again at Christmas. She always makes an attempt, at the least. Dad talked her out of a couple visits, but most of the time she drives up unannounced.

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NOT THOSE KIND!!

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But here in this Hades I cannot touch...
The forbidden angels of love cannot save me.


I see the demons of your hell.
I kiss the angels of your despair.

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