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1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Mah facial area.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I only have two hoodies, an' I dun wear 'em, so moot point.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Probably not.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Only for Halloween and parties, really.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Like I need to pee. . . Hey, you asked.

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
.... Do inanimate objects count?

8. Person before that?
I forget.

10. What are you craving right now?
Cookie dough! Yoo has sum?

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
My friend's brother's high school graduation party, at which I ate stuffed cabbage. And that was years ago. O__o

12. Do you make prank calls?
Haven't in a while, but I've made some good ones.

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Nope.

14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
Nope. Never could, in fact. Ended up kicking 'em outta the bed.

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
The whassawhozitz?

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Not willingly.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
BITE. It's gone in 5 minutes.

18. Do you like anyone right now?
IRL? Not at the mo.

19. What do you think of crickets?
I think Jiminy is annoying, and Pinocchio should've squooshed him when he had the chance.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A well-known local news anchor came to eat at the restaurant I worked at... That's about it.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I can take it or leave it.

22. What are you listening to right now?
The hum of the refrigerator.

25. Would you go sky diving?
Hecks no.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Not unless it was at a cannibals' dinner party, and he went in a casserole dish.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Yup. You got any spikes I can glue to this one? *hefts potato*

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
Um... My dogtag?

30. Do you rent movies often?
No, I dun rent; I buy.

31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
What math class?

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
With cue cards, sure.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight??
A bunch of carpenter ants, if they've made their way to the second floor already.

36. Brown or white egg?
Yoshi egg.

38. Ever been on a train?
Not a real one...

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
Ohhh yeah.

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, and I hates it. I want to live somewhere with a phone jack, so's I can use my neato Victorian-era phone!

41. Are you a virgin?
Are the pigs flying?

42. Any kids?
Nope nope. That would probably necessitate MPreg.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Not sure...

44. Ever had cream puffs?
Yeah. Not crazy about 'em.

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?


46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes! 'Twas good, but kinda scarring.

47. What was the last question you asked?
"Are the pigs flying?"

48. What was the last CD you bought?
With my own money, not as a gift? Um... "Elton John's The Road to El Dorado", I think.

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
The last one was #23, if I recall correctly.

51. Is your hair curly?
No, just very, very wavey.

52. Last time you cried?
Too recently.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
Not so much as walked into a door...

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
No, but I've spilled canned corn UP a wall.

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
What?

56. Favorite time of the year?
Autumn!

57. Favorite number?
3.

42. THE ANSWAR TEW LIFE ITSHELF!
SECKS!

58. Favorite colours?
Grassy green.

59. Do you have any piercings?
Mayybeeee...

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet. Had one picked out, but can't stand needles.

61.Who was the last person you held hands with?
Erm... Don't remember.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Pffft. What TV?

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
The hypotenuse of the space along my bathroom's north wall equaling the distance between the toilet and the hall closet.

64. Why was your default picture taken?
Because I'm a camera whore?

65. Do you like your life right now?


66. How do you feel about 'love'?
It's all around, but I have none.

67. What is your favorite animal?
Kitty cat or dwarf hamster; can't decide.

69. Do you have good vision?
Blind as a bat without my glasses.

70. Can you hula hoop?
I don't know anymore.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
That is highly dependent on what it was they cheated in.

72. Do you have a job?
Sorta...ish...no.

74. What are you wearing?
Gray sweatpants and a stageshow shirt. Ye shall be left in the dark as to what's beneath the sweats.

75. What does your hair look like?
Dark brown, thick, slightly wavy, and naturally falls in a purely 1970s hairstyle.

76. Ever climbed out a window?
I vaguely remember having to at some point, but I'm not sure why.

77. Can you handle the truth?
The 'truth' is a slippery notion, ain't it...

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
OMG, not telling that one.

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not often, actually. Average of 5 minutes per week?

80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
I guess you could say it was a 3-and-a-half hour call, but it was mostly awkward silence.

81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
YES.

83. Are you sarcastic?
Are you serious?

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
*Slugged* is more like it.

85. Do looks matter?
To a point.

86. Do you use chapstick?
Nu.

87. Are you too forgiving?
Dunno if there's such a thing as being too forgiving. Too trusting, yes..

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
One pair of discount pants.

89. Do you own a gun?
Yes, you plug it in and it makes hot glue!

90. Where are you located?
At a location.

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
Squire's Castle, but it's really just a hollowed-out coachman's station from a couple hundred years ago.

92. Do you like your hair?
Well, I don't want to get rid of it, if that's what you're asking.

93. Do you like yourself?
... Don't even go there.

95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time.
Happily annoying.

96. When was the last time you talked on aim?
Never. I haven't logged in since I made my account.

97. Random statement:
Ich esse meine Hausaufgaben mit Ketchup.

99. What are you doing today?
Clearing out my inboxes, planning a last-minute birthday party, and fretting over where I'm gonna be a month from now.

100. TAG 5 PEOPLE
Abraham Lincoln, Groucho Marx, Leeroy Jenkins, Abbot, and Costello.